Just like the alphabet, I come before U.
When the quiet girl finally cusses out the bitch
Maybe I should actually try to lose weight for...
When you stop arguing with someone and they say...
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floradel: :D OMG! I LOVE THIS! :D
ujvhcgfxrestd: No one ever wants to text me unless some fucking holiday comes up, then all you bitches text me. Well, fuck you guys lol NO ONE TEXTS ME EVEN WHEN A HOLIDAY COMES AROUND ;( Fuck you bitches.
I wish I had long eyelashes ;(
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
Respect the hustle.
markmejia: ohshannikamarie: iamnotlevante: zodiacbaby: bitchyougood: ooooooooooooooohhhmmmyyygoodddd IS THIS REAL Omg oh my god i just watched this whole thing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Anonymous asked: Why the hell does it matter if he tweets? And to lose respect for him is a little dramatic don't you think?
Caught my boyfriend twittering and lost respect...
What the fuck is a "Bubba"
Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.
teenage-metamorphosis: Only a sick bastard wouldn’t reblog this.
weed should be legalized
Got keys to my Boyfriends house.
His dad made me a spare key. TIME TO BREAK IN AND EAT ALLLL THEYZ FOOOOOODDD!
WHY?! Do people piss me off so much?!
You stupid ass people. I hope you choke on your own spit. (: Fucking idiots.
I seen this quote on facebook.
” Now she is not getting this because she loves you , She is getting this to see how much you love her. “ I can’t get over how dumb this quote is. And how dumb this person is for thinking its cute or special that she was told this to. You don’t need to prove love. If you do, it’s probably not true love anyways. Its even more ridiculous that this refers to this...
I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can...– Marilyn Monroe (via camsteeezy)
Reblog if you're a mistletoe virgin.
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's...