Watching fake people be fake...
Me: Ugh, I think I'm gonna go take a shower.
Mom: You already took one yesterday.
when your ex says they still want you
hardlyheaven: Of course you do, I’m fucking perfect.
Is it worth it?
Dear Peter Huynh,
If you are reading this, I just want to let you know I am ignoring you. Why? Because I broke your phone and I haven’t paid you. I’m scared your going to yell at me. Just letting you know. Sincerly, Your awesome friend that you are not mad at for breaking your phone, Stephanie Ruan
The ghetto mother fucker you become when you're...
Look at this fucking taco. Do you see it? Of...
Mom: Although you and I may not be tall, we're so much cuter than a lot of people.
Some white boy witnessed me beating up my boyfriend. I must find him and kill him.
Whilst fighting my boyfriend at target.
Me: *Punch, punch, punch, HIYAH!*
Boyfriend: "Ow, ow, ow, owwwww!"
Me: "HUG ATTACK! RAWR"
Boyfriend: "I like that attack"
But no really I kicked his ass. Bitch.
FOREVER21 FOR JAPAN
meowchao: whatmarielsaid: Forever21 is having a promo today! For every single item you buy on March 18, 2011, the money will be 100% donated to Japan and the tragedy that happened just last week. They just restocked literally 1000 new products too and they’re all super gorgeous! SHOP NOW SPREAD AND REBLOG I was gonna go in store to Forever today, too! Now it looks like I’m gonna order...
“God is good”
Nobody loves a homewrecker,
solbro: So get out of here with your bullshit
When they first meet me,
iheartfairytale: People think I’m all shy like But then they get to know me and I’m more like
I figured out the ending to INCEPTION.
julieas: So, you know how everyone thinks that the Top is his totem, but in the beginning he mentions that it’s actually Mal’s? Well, you see, if it’s not his totem, then it’s not going to properly work for him. Cobb’s totem is his wedding ring. Whenever he’s dreaming, he has a wedding ring on because, as he says, in his dreams, they’re still together. In reality, he’s not wearing a ring....
Some People Are Just Born with Sex Appeal .
leilockheart: And then There is Me. This be my life.
honestly, I hate how you treated me before. The things you’ve done still repeats itself in my head. It hurt,
I can't forget what's hurt me the most.
The best relationship is when you two can act like...